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| The ones that got away. I can't forget them. Next time I'll use chains instead of rope |
So Howlies, I call my fan Howlies so people think I have more than one, love you Amber! I got the name howlie because I cry when I dont get my way and it sounds like a lonely wolf. Which I am the Alpha Lonely Wolf, leader of the Wolf pack. Of course I'm only leading one wolf now, since the rest of the wolf pack hates me. But I still have the Highlander! Mostly because he's afraid I will eat him if he tries to get away.
But one wolf still makes a wolf pack, and I cant count much higher than one anyway. Highlander is the Horror Sex Slave and all the ladies tune in to listen to his sexy voice. Wouldn't you ladies love to see Highlander in a gladiator costume all sweaty? I know I would!!! Slap some mayo on me and call me well done!
On to a serious note, all you Morse bashers had better back off. Billy Jack especially, who royally crosses the line every day. Why cant he stop! He royally crosses the line more times then Prince Charles playing red rover! if he cross dressed it would be sexy, but he crosses the line. Utter bullshit!
These bashers just don't realize how important I am to the horror community. I have shit in the same bathroom as Craig Sheffer. Yes trolls, the Craig Sheffer has seen me squeeze one out! He was the star of a movie called Nightbreed which I have heard is very good. I don't watch scary movies, especially ones with hats. Really any thing scarier than Dark Shadows I can't handle. It makes me important though. More important than you trolls. I have even seen a naked woman! How many of you trolls can say that?!!!
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| William Pattison aka Eric Morse knows nothing! Nothing about grammar, punctuation, spelling or sentence structure |
I made the Soska's! Yes it's true we were BFFs until they royally disrespected me and my shitty podcast! It was my birthday and I had red velvet cake. I was wearing my Captain Kirk Pajamas, and dreaming of my days with Herve Bennett, writing Star Trek in the nude, waiting on your call! You royally crossed the line by becoming more famous than me!
I was at the first Days of the Dead! Michelle Shields even kissed me on the mouth. Of course she was drunk, and lost a bet, and she drew the mouth on my bald head, but I STILL GOT TONGUE. All you other ladies missed out. Anita Delorento I could still be stalking and fapping to you but you royally crossed the line and stopped taking my calls. Oh Howlies I'm lonely now. I tried fapping to Guadalupe Gonzales but she told me to stop! AND SHES NOT EVEN REAL! I made that botch (up) and she still disrespects me! I bet she doesn't even call me on my birthday! i'll end up fapping into my cake again and my sister will get pissed. We'll still eat the cake thought, because cake.....
Anyway I hope you like my new blog. I stole the name of my last blog from Dai Green. I royally crossed the line, but sometimes I wish I was Dai so I could fap to myself in the mirror. I would still be using that blog but that damn Elbertson laughed at it. Plus I forgot the password. I gave the password to Gerald Fitzgerald but I forgot his password too!
That's all for today Howlies, I have to start a new fake facebook account to pretend I have friends. I will stalk, um I mean love, yeah love you forever Tigger.
TTFN
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| I love Felecia Day, she is my BFF forever. Till she realizes I am stalking her and fapping on her book |
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