Well Wowlies, it looks like your hero, your mentor, the BFF of Johnny Depp, was wrong. It appears that I never actually dated Kathleen Wilhoite, even though I believed this to be true. Now some people, like that TROLL and TERRORIST Billy Jake will no doubt claim I am delusional. But I'm not! It was all a mistake. Like when I thought people had actually voted me the King of Splatterpunk, but actually I was being trolled.
And so it was with Kathleen. I was being trolled. Or maybe I was just confused. I thought I waas dating Kathleen Wilhoite. Now about directing Witchboard, that was just bullshit. No one would believe that crap besides maybe Derek Dung
It turns out I was actually dating Andy Dick in a wig! How dare that Billy Jake!
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| That doesn't even look like Kathleen! |
I'm so embarrassed Wowlies. But look at it from my point of view, I had never seen a vagina before. How was I supposed to know they didn't have penises. This explains why I couldn't
fit my wiener inside his vagina and had to try his butthole, (she said no). I thought it was just because of my girth!
Well I am sad knowing that I never really dated Kathleen but at least Harlan still loves me. Damn You Elbertson!
